Bronze League of Legends Player Reminds Self That He Is God, Gets Better KDA

Summoner’s Rift, Fields of Justice — After he had been very hard on himself over a series of small but game-throwing mistakes, Bronze league’s TSMBootySlappp56 decided to get a better KDA and carry his team by reminding himself, and his teammates, that he is God. 

Despite TSMBootySlappp56’s impressive precedent set by his 11-0 win streak with Hecarim mid, the game was going poorly. Editor’s Note: LoLKing appears to be down, information has not been verified. After he, and his teammates, were aced while attempting a 16-minute Baron, TSMBootySlappp56 realized he had to reveal his true identity in order to win the game.

“Thankfully for them, I am the Glorious Highfather, God himself. I was just on my surf account,” said TSMBootySlappp56 calmly and modestly. “After reminding everyone of this fact, I then carried my fine comrades to victory with my amazing skills and a 20-0-0 KDA ratio.”

One of our GameSkinny interns, Jerry, pressed this point and asked TSMBootySlappp56: “Wait a second, I have your Recent Matches page in front of me right now and it looks like you lost that game with a KDA of 0-14-0. How can you sleep at night after lying like that?”

Unfortunately, TSMBootySlappp56 then smote Jerry with blinding holy light for his insolence and lies. Well, that’s what you get Jerry; you should have known better than to slander God. For shame.

Editor’s Note: We here at GameSkinny would like to extend our deepest condolences to Jerry’s family and would like to assure you that he died quite painlessly.