Note: Couple of disclaimers before we begin. This is a porn parody article, so the content is a not entirely safe for work. The work we’ll be discussing includes adult themes and language, and may not be suitable or desired for all viewers. Also, it will include slight spoilers for Bioshock Infinite, so if those things bother you, don’t continue reading.
Mega-popular game Bioshock: Infinite has a porn parody. It’s a Flash game, and it’s called Biocock: Intimate. The demo is currently available on Newgrounds and will allow you to play a single scene.
A word of warning, this is the kind of game that cuts straight to the point. It gets pornographic fast, and is definitely NSFW.
We are one people, sharing one planet, united by our love of the female form. And tentacles. -ZTV
From a site called “the Zone Archive,” which is a hentai site and also NSFW, “Biocock: Intimate” is a pornographic feature game that manages to include several references to the game it’s a part of, and is, again, super sexual.
The game opens with this title card:
Which is honestly rather inspired. Most of the rest of the game consists of a slightly interactive incestuous old-fashioned, where you basically just ask Elizabeth to continue.
It has shockingly decent voice acting, too, or possibly just includes audio clips from the original repurposed. I honestly can’t tell. Previously, Irrational Game’s Ken Levine has said that he would like it if everyone would stop making Elizabeth porn, but that doesn’t sound like it’s very likely.
It boils down to this. Should you try the Bioshock: Infinite porn parody? It is, as mentioned previously, super NSFW. But if you’re looking for a good giggle or face palm moment, it’s honestly entertaining.
If you’re interested, you can try out the game at Newgrounds, or behind a pay wall at the Zone Archive site.
Published: Feb 12, 2014 10:34 am