If you’re tired of just rampaging through town (phht, like you’ll ever tire of rampaging) and are looking for some specific tasks to complete in Goat Simulator, here are some achievements to shoot for. Some are game-sanctioned, others are just hilarious. Find a good one? Tell us in the comments so we can add it.
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Visit Coffee Stain Studios
Coffee Stain Studios has a ladder leaning against the side of the building, but don’t be fooled, the way in is through the front door.
Prance around a bit serenely at first and admire the studio before you wreck the joint. Monitors sport scenes from Goat Simulator, the office abounds with IKEA-esq bookshelves, and even features a highly realistic game studio storage room that is full of random computer stuff and utterly disheveled.
Head up to the second floor and get the Goat Trophy from the desk to unlock Tall Goat – then wreck up the place. Because goat.
Reader Tip! GhostShadow_7053 clued us in to the playable Flappy Goat game inside Coffee Stain Studios. All the frustration you loved about Flappy Bird, with 100% more goat.
Complete the Blood Goat Ritual Sacrifice and Become an Evil Devil Goat with Demonic Powers
Look around town and you’ll find a red barn with a party going on out back. Standing at the party facing away from the barn, head left until you find a dirt path between the rocks. There will be purple flowers and intermittent torches. Your vision will get hazy. That’s okay, it’s just the evil getting into your eyeballs.
Find the fiery pentagram. See that pentagram on the ground? That’s not a suggestion, that’s a direction. Go back down the path and drag 5 victims back (human) to the star. Once your victims are lovingly arranged INSIDE the star, back away. If your tongue is still connected to them, it won’t register, so be sure to let go.
“Oh COME ON. I was evil incarnate with a JET PACK.”
Stand back, watch the magic, and enjoy your new Devil Goat form.
PS – You may want to do this BEFORE equipping the jetpack. We combined Devil Goat with Jetpack Goat and while the results were hilarious, they were short-lived (literally).
BONUS: More Fun With the Goatagram
Unlock the Sanctum Statue Hair for Your Goat
Special thanks to readers Kiba_5674 and TrueBlue312 for this tip!
First Sanctum Statue:
When you spawn, there will be a treehouse somewhere in one of the yards adjacent to where you start. Up in there is a little statue called a Walker Statue. Lick it and carry it to the pentagram, then leave it there and head back to where you came from.
Second Sanctum Statue:
There’s another statue inside the house next to where you spawn. Go inside and look around the rooms. There will be a statue on a shelf in one of the bedrooms on the upper floor. Take this one to the demon circle as well.
Third Sanctum Statue:
This last step is the hard part. You have to get to the blue container hanging from the crane. Use one of the methods listed previously in the other comments to get yourself in there, and then headbutt G2 before he can knock you out. Lick him as well, and then take his unconscious robot body to join the two Walker Statues in the circle.
Result?
Your head will catch on fire and when it’s extinguished you’ll be endowed with a new do.
Learn How to Ruin a Party
This one is pretty simple, there are parties in Goat Simulator, headbutt the participants enough and you’ll unlock the Ruin a Party achievement.
Headbutting people never gets old.
Really, it doesn’t.
Become King of the Goats in Goat Castle
Look for a tower with a spiral staircase along the outside and 2 doors. In the first door, bypass the goat to reach the Goat Trophy. In the top doorway, enter to discover your own personal evil dwelling, complete with bowing goat attendees and a fiery throne fit for a Goat King.
Sit on the throne to unlock a new Goat Form “Goats for the Goat” that can summon “Peasants” (dead goats) from the sky with [R] – it’s especially amusing on trampolines.
Ruin Your Heritage When You Trash Goathenge / Stonehenge
This one’s just flat out fun – find the Stonehenge spot and headbutt one of the rocks into the next. The whole thing will fall down like a cascade of dominoes.
Get into the Freaking Storage Container
Hanging from the yellow crane next to the building that’s under construction is a shipping container with a robot and a Goat Trophy. We weren’t able to do this yet. Live the dream, and PLEASE TELL US WHAT THAT TROPHY BEHIND THE ROBOT DOES!
[Update]
Turns out, there’s a lot more than one way to skin a goat. And to get into the shipping container. Check out all the different ways readers got into the crate:
Svardskampe said: “Getting into the container in the crane is pretty easy. Just go up the crane, walk to the end, and land on top of the container. Now, fall sideways from the front of the container, quickly turn the goat around with WASD so the front legs enter the container. You’re in.”
Dan Shaker said: “The trophy in the storage container is just a collectible. I managed to get there by bouncing off the trampoline below and then activating jetpack at the right time. The robot is named G2, and chases you out… you can headbutt him. I have no idea where he went after I shot him across the map!”
Jimbobur said:
“I got to the container by playing as the feather goat (ostrich) and bouncing on the trampoline. The ostrich can jump much further than the regular goat. The robot G2 thing fell out of the crate and I was able to lick him and drag him round with me.”
Jared_7837 said:
“Use blue streak goat, then climb up the ladder to the first tier of the crane. Then, angle yourself so you are facing the opening of the storage container, then just rev up the blue streak ability a bit by tapping r and launch yourself right into the container! Easy as pie!”
JETPACK!! Get the Jet Pack
In the building that’s under construction you will find a Jet Pack. To equip, walk into it. To fly, press [R].
Die Hilariously
There’s no technical way to die in Goat Simulator, but we call getting stuck somewhere you can’t escape in a clearly ‘mostly dead’ way a win. In our playtime, the top ‘death’ was getting thrown head first into the side of a house, where Goat promptly got stuck and waved noisily in the breeze with his body flapping against the side of the building. We also had to restart after combining Devil Goat and the Jet Pack, but we got shot so far into space we couldn’t see how hilarious that must have been.
Ride the Hang Glider
Looking for a scenic tour of your domain? This is just the ticket. To access the hang glider, climb the ladder on the crane to the very top, headbutt that chump taking in the view, and wait for the hang glider to come around. Jump onto his winged back and enjoy!
Get Abducted By Aliens
Shoutout to reader Jimbobur for this tip and to Whisprin for the video!
“… There is a B(E)ACON on a stick in a crop circle in the field with the hill-billy car. Nearby is another stick in a crop circle but with no B(E)ACON. In the garage of the house near your enclosure is the missing B(E)ACON. Grab it and put it on the stick. Wait like 30 sec[onds] and a flying saucer will abduct you and take you to space.”
So, what’s your favorite part about being a goat so far?
Our Community Manager, Mike, also spent the weekend as a simulated goat, and he found a whole new realm of goat adventures and achievements. Check out his roundup of the top 5 things to do in Goat Simulator, and let us know what your favorite thing to do is whilst pretending to be a goat.
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Published: Mar 28, 2014 11:44 am